This Chick’s A Freak

Jaclynn Glover was arrested in Florida because she drank three bottles of wine and went into a restaurant and proceeded to “expose her breasts and grope them while also tugging on her nipple ring.” Yes this happened in Florida and you’re not that quick since you can see this photo was taken in front of a nursing home. Glover then put on an impromptu strip tease for restaurant patrons although it wasn’t really a tease since she went all the way: 

“According to victim and witness statements the defendant continued to walk around the restaurant with her breasts exposed and proceeded to sit down at a public table. The defendant then removed her entire top and again groped her breasts in a sexual nature according to witness statements.”

I’d like to know how you define victim and if one could get a pass on the public masturbation ordinance since she started it. Glover is being charged with felony lewd and lascivious behavior and disorderly conduct. Also, with an additional count of holding her liquor like a high school cheerleader. Glover did not respond to my request for comment even though I Facebook messaged her like nine times.

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