Vanilla Ice Cops A Plea

Vanilla Ice copped a plea to perform community service for stealing a bunch of salvaged junk from a ghetto ass abandoned house. The items in question included a washing machine, a fucked up bike, forty milk crates of A-Rod jerseys and a string of spent condoms woven together into an AIDS quilt. The house was across the street from one Ice was renovating as part of his reality TV show. It’s not clear if stealing the shit was his idea or if he is taking the fall for one of his posse. You know how it goes when you’re backing your boys. Ice says the whole thing was a misunderstanding like how when you get caught murdering someone you say you were sleep walking on Ambien. In short he’s lying. Leave the guy alone when you see him in the orange jumpsuit picking up trash along the freeway. He was once a titan.

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