When Hanging With Porn Stars Goes Wrong

Steelo Brim somehow scored a gig on MTV’s Ridiculousness where he gets paid to fake laugh at nut shot videos on Youtube. It doesn’t much impress the Hollywood elite but having your face on MTV be it for a shitty clip show or a Magic Bullet infomercial entitles you to bang a dozen or so porn stars if you have the stomach to listen to them talk about their rescue dogs. Brim was in a car with porn day player Mary Jean when things got weird. She claims he asked if they could fuck and when she said no he punched her in the tits. Searching the Marquess of Queensbury rules. Nope, tit punch not in there.

Brim claims they got into an argument and she threatened to falsely report him for rape and would not let him out of the car as she drove to the police station. Weighing his options, Brim vowed to stop dating porn stars and then tuck and roll out of the moving vehicle, resulting in some really bitch ass injuries not worthy of a band-aid. Nonetheless, he documented his boo-boos and sent to TMZ so he could tell his friends he was living dangerous. So far no charges have been filed, although police are working closely with PETA to find a humane way to put them both to sleep.

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