Apparently there’s something called the Reality TV Awards. Most people try to obscure the dirty places they earn their money, but reality television has decided to celebrate. ISIS will never attack such events even though reality television is the epitome of all they find infidel with Western culture. Booze, excess, harlots, sodomy, and worship of pagan consumer idols. In fact, who doesn’t find that disturbing. I might be willing to go joint venture sinister with you ISIS on the 4th annual awards. We’re going to need several months to plan and get stupid silly at hookah bars. Grape leaves seem grubby when you’re high on nicotine and plotting to smudge out Spencer and Heidi. I’m not wearing the backpack but I will write the mwuhahaha Twitter digs post facto.
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