Charlotte McKinney Bites Kate Upton

This blond chick has enormous tubes, doesn’t whine about how she’s perceived by her family priest, and works at pennies on the dollar. If she can giggle submissively while Justin Verlander finishes on her shoulder, the world would have no need for Kate Upton. It sucks to be obsolete. Ask those fast food workers after they win their fifteen bucks an hour and corporate drops off the low-tech robots to take their place the next day. Am I easily replaceable is a question everybody should ask themselves. There’s no shame in answering in the affirmative. Just keep your head down and make repeated mention of your kid with the brain tumor. That guy and the girl who brings cookies are always the last to be downsized.

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