May 8, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
The hottest new trend on Tinder is chicks are getting guys to order them pizzas. Girls who judge their self-worth based on their ability to con horny men have taken to social media to brag about the plethora of free food:
“A new game called the tinder games. Go on tinder and see who can get someone to buy you a pizza. Who Evers pizza arrives first wins… Sushi for the night… literally free food every day on tinder.”
If you’ve decided to trade your decency and a few tit pics for a sausage and onion you’re doing this all wrong. First thing, stop eating the pizza. The one thing you need for the tinder games is a decent body. Find out where the Persians in your town hang out. My money says it’s an auto body shop but restaurants which don’t sell food are also common. Next thing you know you’re on a trip to Dubai and you’re loaded with knock off diamonds and all you had to do was let the Iron Sheik cum in your good ear. If men are dumb enough to fall for this obvious trick, then they ought to be separated from their money. Of course, to place a pizza order you need a real delivery address. If a dude shows up with his dick poking out of a discarded Little Caesar’s box you have to play along. Them’s the rules. It’s never been harder to be young and slutty.
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