Chris Brown Tries Beating Up A Dude

Chris Brown got in a fight in Vegas while playing basketball in his hotel suite with some dude he most likely hired from the Washington Generals’ minor league affiliate. Brown recently got off probation for beating the ever loving shit out of Rihanna and then smoking lots of dope to celebrate so he’s good for another round before he is ultimately killed in the most widely celebrated drive-by of all time. Apparently The Palms has a suite with an indoor basketball court which they will let you stay in if you promise not to report any rapes or the fact that every big act in town is gay. The indoor basketball court hotel room is not as shocking as some dude getting his ass kicked by Chris Brown and not just his body guards. Any male of the species who has seen Deadliest Catch could easily end his life with a right elbow. It had to be a sucker punch. Screech is getting ballsy.

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