Cleveland Cavaliers Teach A Bitch A Lesson (VIDEO)

The Cleveland Cavaliers made a tone deaf spoof video for fifty bucks in which a dude and his special lady are dancing in the kitchen until he finds out she’s a Bulls fan and body slams the shit out of her. In the next scene she has converted to Cavs fandom and has an ice-pack on her head in a display of submissiveness. The moral of the story is domestic violence is dirty, but ultimately pretty effective. This has predictably outraged a lot of people. Mostly professional production crews who could’ve made a decent video for just a few hundred bucks more, but also feminists and their more rational neighbors who have a negative view of spousal abuse and sports.

You should know if you hire what appears to be an actual wife beater to star in your cheap video and it’s devoid of irony, people are going to have a problem. Not a problem like getting their teeth knocked out by their alcoholic husbands. Those women are shit out luck. We’re focussing on a professional basketball team here. Sure you could donate money to a variety of charities aimed at helping those in need, but as always feigned Twitter outrage requires burning less calories. The highways that take you into Cleveland also take you out. Everybody is there by choice. Judge accordingly.