I’ve decided to surrender to these water monkeys shooting their thrice daily bikinis shoots in Malibu. What have you done to give a man a boner today? If you actually have an answer, keep it to yourself. Killer cult, drought lawn watering snitches, bandwagon hockey fans, I don’t give a shit. They’re doing something close to charitable by trotting out Swedish models and instructing them to shake their bottoms as if the fate of the world stood on their ass cheeks. It just might.
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