Gwyneth Paltrow All Good

Gwyneth Paltrow has been declared a guru of health despite having pretty much of all her tonics and colonics and health regimens debunked by science as pure enrichment programs. She’s Dr. Oz if you wanted to hate fuck Dr. Oz. For those of you who do, you’ll really super get that analogy. I heard two women talking the other day about how even though much of Paltrow’s product line and advice is crap, some of it is still good and worth investing in. Which goes a long way toward explaining why men will still rule this planet until long after we’re all dead. Paltrow allowed herself to be Photoshopped and pasted into Women’s Health magazine so she could focus her attention anywhere but how her ex-husband is plowing Jennifer Lawrence while she farts from her meat diet. That’s not the peace sign, that’s the middle finger plus one.

Photo Credit: Women’s Health