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Jalen Rose Gets Nasty

May 15, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

If you have a strong recollection of Michigan’s Fab Five you’re somewhere between needing your testosterone checked and attending your thirtieth college reunion and getting a whole bowl of punch since you’re the only guy there. The Fab Five were five guys from Michigan who got paid in tract homes to play college basketball. Two of the most prominent members were Chris Webber, who is famous for calling time outs when they are not appropriate such as during moments of silence for the victims of Katrina, and Jalen Rose. They don’t like each other, presumably because Webber got paid more pillowcases of quarters. Their feud is currently heating up since they’re both on TV, ratings suck, and Rose is still pissed Webber never put a sock on the door when fucking Rose’s cousin. Webber recently did an interview and blasted Rose for being vocal about the whole thing:

“A lot of people… after they retire or they’re looking for a job or they want to be relevant… they go back in time and kind of… make sure their importance is really known.”

Think of this as a rap battle if both rappers worked for Disney. Unfortunately for Webber, all of corporate TV allows one guy to speak his mind so their cultural sensitivity instructor can show interns what not to do while getting water boarded. Rose hit back with impunity:

“One dude lied to grand jury and hasn’t apologized. One dude tried to circumvent the documentary to HBO. One dude ignored multiple requests from everyone involved after agreeing to participate. One dude played like Obama and sat in a suite during Michigan’s recent title game. One dude is not in contact with the other four (which is all good). One dude clearly is delusional and still in denial. Congrats on your amazing success! Respect had no price. Man up!”

I don’t know whose side to take in this. In fact I barely know where the state of Michigan is but I heard it’s beautiful if you make it out without a sharpened toothbrush in your liver. You both have jobs. You’re doing better than the other three. Call it a life. Just make sure you have enough.

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