Kate Hudson Gets the Memorial Day Nod

Each Memorial Day Joel Silver gathers all the cool names in show business to hang out at his place in Malibu and pretend they’re not wishing each other dead with the pox. You have to go if you’re invited since Joel Silver runs a shit ton of movies and TV shows. It’s also a chance for the newbies to run lines with Silver while his peen is planted firmly in the back of their throats, a rite of passage easily forgotten with molly and a fruity-flavored cocktail. Kate Hudson is well past neophyte stage. If she blows somebody important it’s because she wants to, or she’s feeling sad or frightened or unattractive or old. Hollywood is much like the Wonka factory if you replaced pure imagination with chemically treated anxiety.

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