Somehow the Ellen produced sit-com about happy go lucky lesbian cliches got canceled. No matter. She didn’t need the money and the bodies of those who let her down are now buried in her backyard as a reminder to Portia not to run. This left Kelly Brook jobless after just a few episodes and months of grueling workouts to lose the last twenty for television. She turned lemons into lemonade by fucking the personal trainer who helped her drop the weight. Fitness trainers get all the tail of professional athletes without ever having to show proof of elite talent. Also, the girls know better than to keep a trainer anchor baby. It’s a genius racket.
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