Kim Richards AWOL

It’s difficult to be a socialite with a personality disorder but that doesn’t mean you can’t make it work so long as you’re willing to hand out sexual favors like Zantac at a quinceanera. If you’ve never been with a bipolar chick I highly recommend it, just don’t give them a key and hold down a fake job so you can go overseas to the Chili’s across the street at a moment’s notice. Tell them you’re an astronuat. The fog of drugs is a powerful thing and plus vanity plays well to someone who has no real emotions.

Kim Richards went to her daughter Brooke’s wedding in Mexico while on a special pass from her rehab facility because she paid up front. Richards reportedly screamed obscenities at her daughter and fired her Sober Coach which is interesting because I didn’t know you had to pay someone to bitch at you about your drinking. Kim remains in Mexico huddled up in the corner near a space heater with a magnum of Grey Goose in one hand and a stray mule’s leash in the other. Her daughter has reportedly vowed never to speak to her again. They’ll come crawling back just long enough for you to get back off your meds. It’s a vicious cycle. Sometimes I think about where certain meteorites hit and see this family’s faces disappearing Back to the Future style. Maybe I should see someone.

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