Kristen Stewart Wants To Help

Kristen Stewart is the latest crazy successful Hollywood actress to decry sexism in Hollywood. Women have to work twice as hard as men do and for half the pay. This could mean only $20,000 an hour for your work. There are very few dramatic roles for women available each year in movies. Of course, Stewart is taking most of them. If you complain, she’ll finger fuck your daughter. Sexism is just that complicated.

Women inevitably have to work a little bit harder to be heard. Hollywood is disgustingly sexist. It’s crazy. It’s so offensive it’s crazy.

Stewart makes a mistake common to people who spend much of their day dwelling on their feelings. Like toddlers or Hollywood actors. The fact that marble mouthed Vin Diesel is more sought after than her must mean Hollywood is sexist. Or it could mean that Vin Diesel movies make a crapload of money and everything Stewart’s done since Twilight has been made for an audience of ten people who read Jezebel and think it’s fact checked. Causality is a bitch of a science. My feet are sore this morning, therefore I ran a marathon yesterday. I hope my time was good.