After posting photos of her muffin top oozing out of her leggings and repeated photos of her dog eating beef pho, Lena Dunham decided on an insurance policy and put up a photo of her Girls co-star Jemima Kirke in her panties. Even hard core punk bands who threw jars of piss at their audience occasionally put out a radio friendly song. At least the ones who lasted. Dunham probably recognizes there’s a finite market for obnoxious unattractive women. Pepper in some of your cute friends and we’ll all talk about what a doll you are. Just try and stay in the back row of the photos. Your rants on the heroism of underarm hair go over much better once we’re in our refractory period laying on the couch next to your half indoctrinated gal pal from the Palisades who you haven’t yet introduced to the unjustness of blow jobs. Keep talking. I’m watching the game out of my left eye.
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