Mama June Works the Horse and Pole

May 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Mama June from the Retards Make Welfare Babies reality show hosted an evening at the Crazy Horse strip club triangulated between seventeen telemarketing operations in Florida. Even understanding that asking an obese product of incest to serve as the face of your strip club is something of a novelty, I’d still call this horrible idea. A close second only to Crabs and Scabs night. Men don’t go to strip clubs for an ironic chuckle or to see a stomach turning churl work the pole. They want damaged skinny chicks you wouldn’t turn your head for in the light of day to fill their pockmarks with Bondo and shimmy naked beneath extremely forgiving lights. Strip clubs are human vending machines. Nobody’s pressing B17 for the Greasy Shart Bar. Put the Kit-Kats back and quit fucking with science.

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