Miley Cyrus Bikini Top

Miley Cyrus is beginning to look like that fun younger aunt you hear your parents whispering about needing an intervention. The one who brings over new boyfriends every time she visits and makes out with them on the couch before chain smoking on the back stoop. Early professional success is a real fucking bugaboo. Barely making rent is a tether line to not doing incredibly stupid shit all the time. Having to work to get laid is another. Black street kids in Baltimore think they’ve got problems. Try being a rich white girl in Hollywood. You have no idea what angst feels like.

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