Muhammad Cartoon Winner Named a Hate Group

Bosch Fawstin, not his real name unless he’s really really stupid, won the prize money in that draw Muhammad contest down in Garland Texas designed to provoke the shit out of jihadi crazies in the area. I have to give some credit to the American America Fuck Yeah America group that held the contest for going with a piece that sends a legitimate message on freedom of speech. As opposed to a picture of a fat Muhammad receiving a blumpkin from an underaged hooker taking a dump. I see now my entry never really stood a chance.

A former Muslim turned atheist, Fawstin’s regular comic work involves a superhero named Pigman who kills jihadists by cover of darkness, making it the sole comic book that will not be turned into a Hollywood tentpole film. After his cartoon contest win, the Southern Poverty Law Center named Fawstin a hate group on their upcoming 2016 list of hate groups on sale at Starbucks next to the James Blunt CDs.

“So they want to put a cartoonist on there who doesn’t act out violently? Go for it.” — Bosch Fawstin

Fawstin went on to talk about the importance of unfettered artistic expression and how he fears for his life which is probably a good idea since both hate groups and anti-hate groups kind of want him dead. His satirical message is pretty much on point with the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists who were mourned as martyrs after they were gunned down by Muslim terrorists in Paris. But that was five months ago when we all agreed that the cartoonists were the relatively good guys and the people who wanted to gun them down instead of just changing the channel were bad.