Pixie Lott Nip Slip In Cannes

Pixie Lott is a supremely British looking singer who had a whole bunch of pop songs you’d know if you were a pedophile trying to lure girls into the back of your lorry with knowledge of tween music. That might be unfair, even if entirely true. Instead of bitching about having to dress like a lady at the Cannes film festival, Pixie Lott just went ahead and flashed her nipples. Is that lady enough for you? This being France and progressive, most of the men just turned their eyes toward the ground and muttered a phrase that translates roughly to ‘I sauna with Francois but we just look’.

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