Redmond O’Neal Has Lost a Couple or a Hundred Pounds

The good news: Redmond O’Neal no longer looks fat and bloated. Maybe it’s the fat shaming. Or the mysterious white powder in the baggy the emaciated looking son of Ryan O’Neal and Farrah Fawcett’s lady friend was snapped hoisting along with a Coffee-mate container. O’Neal is currently on probation for heroin possession and so many drug charges you’ll have to go elsewhere to read them. I’m pretty sure he’s not supposed to be looking like a Malibu Killing Fields survivor and hanging around Coffee-mate. That stuff will kill you. So will being the son of a couple of free spirited celebrity parents who decided mid-30’s was a time to stop working and feast on the recreational party favors by way of passing the days. Ryan O’Neal’s selection of weekend fun stuff can actually shift the price of various crops employed in global narcotics manufacture. I hope his attorneys point out the fact that Redmond is never seen holding that suspicious package. Also, remind him to find acquaintances in the future who are familiar with zoom lens technology. Remember when we used to pretend that prison gets people clean? That was fun.

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