This Chick Will Fuck Anything

A 23 year old Florida woman named Brittany Sonnier was arrested for having sex with her 15 year old neighbor, which is illegal in Florida unless they draw a gun on you first or you’re on Travolta registered land. Previously Sonnier has been arrested for fucking her dog and propositioning her boyfriend to have a threesome with her and her mutt which has got to be beyond awkward because you can’t even fake small talk after that. Sonnier is most likely a victim of sexual abuse and the whole thing is kind of sad, but also, don’t fuck your dog. The teenager was aware the chick he was boning was known for fucking dogs, which is evidence enough to label all men as shameless pigs from the cradle to coffin. When a chick is busted for sucking off a beagle this chick might just be trouble. I’d still rather date her than a girl who lists shopping as her hobby in a dating profile, but only because when they get fired from their jobs at the dentists office, only one of them is going to blow your rent money.

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