Once you’ve been repeatedly penetrated by DiCaprio there’s an air of invincibility around you akin to those who’ve seen brutal combat. You’re in a special club with limited members, not super limited, but you know, in the scheme of the total female population of the world, it’s still tiny. You form instant bonds with others who have gone through the same. You can spot an imposter trying to trade up a Luxor suite night with David Spade in ’03 into a weekend riding DiCaprio’s cock on a yacht off San Remo. It’s not something you necessarily asked for or something you’re consciously proud of, but it happened and you wield the power of survivors. I’m pretty sure you also get twenty percent off at participating Denny’s restaurants. Hellcats!
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