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May 19, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
A massive gun fight between rival biker gangs in the parking lot of a Waco strip mall left nine people dead and eighteen injured. It is believed the Cossacks and Scimitars were working together against the Bandidos. The former reportedly called for a truce, which ended up being a set up just like in every single scene of Sons of Anarchy ever. Still, it was worth a shot. The shit hit the fan and the bikers finally got to bust out those big ass weapons they bought behind the churros stand at the State Fair. A biker war has been brewing for weeks. Police have recently set up makeshift SWAT stations outside of Twin Peaks, a titty restaurant which serves lousy chicken wings to biker gang members who eschew the gourmand label.
I’m torn because I fucking love when shit from the movies happens in real life and the world has less idiots to care for. Yet I feel bad when women and children and dogs over fifty pounds are in any way collateral damage. A word to the wise, don’t take your kids somewhere being staked out by by SWAT. The Hooters a few blocks down is only under County Health advisement.
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