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Beyonce Canadian Tuxedo

June 17, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

It’s amazing someone whose only interest is their appearance could fall on their ass like this. I don’t care about fashion or even wiping the stripper crumbs off my Dickies but if my girl tried to leave the house like that I’d have to pull the yellow card. Beyonce recently angered her fans by claiming she had some big career news which turned out to be she hadn’t eaten meat for 30 days, unless you count Jay Z’s tube steak. She’s also starting a vegan meal delivery service perfect for disgruntled yoyo dieters and the iron deficient. You look like Jay Leno’s shopkeep. Or like Patrick Swayze just rescued you from Hurricane Hugo. More or less like a fucking idiot. I haven’t thought about clothes this much sense waking up butt naked at Burning Man with tire tracks on my ass. Someone’s seen Mad Max a few too many times.

Photo Credit: Beyonce.com 

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