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Celebrity Wife Swap Daughter Checks Out

June 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Nobody gives a shit about the mounting deaths in reality show families because everybody is getting paid. Similar to when NFL retirees roll up in wheelchairs thinking it’s still 1974 and the NFL gives them a bag of Otis Spunkmeyer cookies and a pat on their newly exposed fontanelles and convinces them the back door is the entrance to much needed medical care.

David Siegel is that Florida timeshare magnate whose trophy wife Jackie fingers her twat while changing his colostomy bag in exchange for seven figure tips. The two were featured in a TV doc on Bravo called the Queen of Versailles about Jackie’s goal to build a house so fucking huge that her husband couldn’t hear her gang-banging the Latino help. The couple moved on to ABC’s Wife Swap, which removes all the sex from exchanging spouses for a week and insists there’s something left worth watching. Now their eighteen year old daughter who struggled with addiction is dead at one of their mansions. Mom Jackie is asking for privacy which is naturally after working day and night to put the family in the public spotlight.

When attractive young rich blond girls die, you have to blame their parents. There’s no where else to look. If the ISIS platform includes beheading all reality TV parents, I just might vote for them in the next election. Provided we get to watch.

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