Charlie Riina in A Bikini

This chick is awfully attractive. The yellow cape seems superfluous. Melanoma isn’t stupid. In the future, when the feminist majority has disappeared sexy pleasing women to shallow graves in soccer stadiums, we’ll be listening to Morrissey and think he’s speaking directly to us. Only The Elders will remember a time when tits and ass weren’t a hate crime and the Oberlin pre-cogs didn’t shudder in their pools when men dreamed of doggy style. By the time you’ve imagined the NSA in the hands of people who are changing pronouns, you’re already in prison. Let’s make our own whiskey and sings songs of yore. These are the end of days.

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