Cons May Have Banged In Freezer

Michael Alig, the so called Club Kid Killer who murdered and dismembered his friend over a drug debt and served time in Clinton, the same prison as escaped murderers Richard Matt and David Sweat, offered some juicy details as to how the cons could have pulled it off. It should be noted Alig is promoting a new documentary about himself and is launching a fashion line and has no real information and is bored enough to answer calls from the lazy reporters to contact him. That being said, apparently it’s common to fuck female employees in the meat locker:

“It’s easier to have sex with a woman than it is to have sex with a man. The women are working on staff and they have access to private rooms. Like the storage rooms or the meat freezer. A lot of things happen in the meat freezer. Because there’s only one entrance, it can be locked, and there are no windows. Those places are known to everyone.”

Yes we all know of that Supreme Court statute making it illegal to put windows, cameras or multiple entrances into places containing frozen food stuffs. If we’re building new prisons all the time why are the ravenous murderers still housed in museums with quaint sounding names in little colonial towns good for antiquing? If you were willing to bang that chick I’d say go ahead. The meat locker’s fine. She’s wearing her uniform it’s very pornographic. I might just as soon go gay what’s the difference. Anyway I held up my end of the bargain, bring me the power tools. Why do the sloppy joes taste like jizz again?

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