Duggar Family Was Slow On The Draw

Josh Duggar reportedly confessed to his parents that he molested four of his sisters and one of their friends three times before his father finally reported it to an understanding state trooper who was later arrested for child porn. That was sixteen months later and after Jim Bob Duggar had a chance to contemplate the Lord’s correct course of action such as letting the statute of limitations tick down. Sixteen months is a long time. I don’t remember what I was doing a year and a half ago but I think I was in Colorado wearing hiking boots and trying to bang the chick behind the counter at the macrobiotic store.

You can spot creeps a mile away. They usually wear bifocals and order whole milk with breakfast but having 19 kids is what I’d call a tell. Jesus works in mysterious ways. Sometimes he creates creeps who diddle their sisters and advocates a stance of inaction. It’s all part of his master plan to make sure those of us left behind after the rapture don’t fuck up procreation by attempting to jail one another for rape or murder. Let your freak flag fly. Praise Allah.

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