Farrah Abraham Bio Hazard

June 15, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham has partnered with a company called Celebrity Gene which extracts DNA from hair and puts it in a vial to be worn as a necklace so you can get punched in the face if you tell someone you bought it. It’s unclear if Abraham’s DNA was irradiated or if there were any complications due to her being part equine. Celebrities with necklaces on the site include Elvis, Michael Jackson, Princess Diana, and several D-List former reality show contestants who were thrown a bone in exchange for free grave digging labor. Those shoes were a real score. The necklaces sell for $99 and half the proceeds go to charities dedicated to helping Abraham stop spreading feline AIDS in Chatsworth. If that vial breaks open call your local poison control center and take refuge in a non-exposed basement or cellar. You brought this on yourself. Why are my eyes burning? I told you to practice your aim.

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