Hillary Clinton Seems Hip

Somebody in the Hillary Clinton campaign camped assigned with making Hillary seem less like a lesbian shrunken apple head signed the candidate up for Spotify and announced her playlist of Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, and Kelly Clarkson. If you can picture the gelatinous power cube that dwells inside the Hillary Clinton shell shaking tail to Ariana Grande, then you probably already know who you’re voting for in 2016. Spotify playlists will now be added to the list of things political candidate lie about so easily manipulated people will like them. The line of distinction between those who would be President and child diddlers posed as volunteer coaches draws ever nearer. Get in the back of my van and vote for progress. Crank up Firework. You get food stamps if you don’t cry. Hillary for America.

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