J Crew Douches Get The Axe

J Crew is apparently run by pompous douchebags. One dead giveaway is they shop at J Crew. Alejandro Rhett was their VP of Men’s Merchandizing, meaning he sought out which products would get your made fun of the most at the barbecue. J Crew recently fired 175 employees, many in Rhett’s department. That evening he went out with two other Christmas sweater wearing assholes to a pretentious NYC bar that serves strictly prohibition era bullshit drinks and posted several celebratory photos to Instagram along with hashtags mocking the people he fired, including “#gonegirl, #hungergames and “maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavor.”

If you’re not a teenage girl those are Hunger Games references about people being forced to fight each other for survival. Luckily Rhett and his arrogant colleagues were promptly fired so he now faces the choice between blowing homeless dudes for chinos or moving back to whatever war torn country his parents greed helped destroy. Fuck you, Rhett. Good luck with your next job application. Yes, you have to wear that name tag.

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