Katy Perry Is Rich

Katy Perry made the cover of Forbes magazine because she raked $135 million in earnings the past twelve months from live performances, music sales, commercial endorsements, and taking in neighbors’ laundry at seventeen cents per pound. Perry noted that many women in the past have shied away from taking the Forbes cover for rich ass celebrities because they felt it might look like flaunting or bragging, while she owns the fact that even as a woman she’s been able to get teens and troubled older women to buy her crappy music to the tune of three steel sheds filled with hundreds. As her daddy always told her, the Jews are going to take it all anyhow, might as well enjoy it while you can. Who feels like a plastic bag now, motherfuckers?

Photo Credit: Forbes