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June 2, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
What if you were an attention whore and got pregnant and nobody noticed? It’s like it never really happened. News that Kim Kardashian was now carrying future ex-husband rapper baby number two made it about a tenth of a parsec across the Internet before Vagina Dad’s picture appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair and ruined everything. Narcissism is a fixed pie universe. Even though Caitlyn Jenner’s soon to be vagina will never know the miracle of gaping for a half black half dummy baby head, her explosion of womanhood sucked up every ounce of oxygen devoted to the mouth breathing masses who follow the Kardashians. What’s the point of a fetus if it’s not getting you retweets. May this future educationally challenged child be born onto this earth never knowing how close they came on this day to being aborted with Khloe’s fist and a desire to make her older sister stop crying.
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