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June 25, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
NPR listeners were outraged when Kim Kardashian was invited on the station to speak intelligently, causing NPR listeners to not be able to casually mention that brilliant thing they heard this morning on NPR to their friends, rendering the entire listening process moot. Now Kardashian is launching a series of ‘Kim talks’ where she engages and educates audiences around the globe with her business and social insights for $300 a head.
On June 30th she’ll be in Oakland discussing the objectification of women in the media, because she earnestly believes Zeus is out of thunderbolts. This week she launched her informative talks at the International Festival of Creativity in Cannes sharing her social media zeitgeist including the revelation that “I’m really into Twitter these days”. Then she laughed at the fact that she was collecting three hundred bucks from people without having to put their dirty cocks in her mouth and demanded a bucket of American style liquid cheese. The world is Kim’s oyster. If you pay $500 for the VIP seating, you get three minutes and a prophylactic dental dam to find the pearl.
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