Lady Gaga Tits Both Offend and Heal

Britain was aghast after Lady Gaga received Prince Harry following a charity show in London wearing nothing but her see-through stage costume. Also present in the meeting were Elton John and Tony Bennett, both of whom seemed oblivious to Gaga’s tits. Prince Harry took the whole moment in stride as a man does after he’s witnessed the murder of numerous Vegas hookers who just couldn’t keep their mouths shut. Gaga took to Instagram to reflect on the burden of her mortal tasks:

“During all the long car rides, I dream about my former life. Walking freely down the streets. And then, in a moment I am deeply grateful. With all this attention now, what will I say. How will I change the world. What will my music contribute to humanity,”

That’s a lot of weight to carry on your shoulders. Even Jesus caught a nap up on the cross. Don your most fabulous costumes and look to the Southern skies, The Rapture is coming. Ignore the fact that it sounds an awful lot like Madonna in the early 90’s.

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