Little People Divorcing

Amy and Matt Roloff, the parents from that weird show where you always wonder why the son doesn’t beat the shit out of his dad when he’s getting grounded, are divorcing after 27 years of marriage. According to sources, the pair’s tempers were growing a bit short with each other after all four of their kids reached adulthood and left the gingerbread house. The breakup was reportedly quiet and amicable. No stump speeches were made. On a further positive note 27 years dwarfs the length of most marriages. It’s unclear what the couple will do now but the smart money is on pro wrestling or human dart. The roller rink is a great place to pick up chicks. Particularly when they bust out the limbo. Don’t undercut those conventions either. Did you call the movers? This TV tray is pretty heavy.

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