The technology that went into Mariah Carey's all-terrain fat containment suit wasn't even available just five years ago. It's how we're going to keep diabetic soda kids from going comatose on future trips to Mars. Still you direct too many psi into the muffin area and a tit is going to squirt out of containment. A convenient coincidence when you're forty-five and trying to look cool in front of your new rich Australian boyfriend. Reports says Mariah fell madly in love with James Packer the minute her business manager vetted his last four years of tax reports. How much is this dude worth? Mariah's body will let you know. A nipple is a good sign.
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