Selena Gomez Clings to Braless

Selena Gomez has come to that crossroad in her life when she realizes boys are pigs, the people she thought were her friend were just using her, and she’s better off staying home at night watching TV and eating ice cream. Only she’s not in seventh grade adjusting to her period, she’s twenty-three and owns a mansion. Don’t judge her. We all have trust issues.

“People are like, ‘We want you to be better!’… And everybody’s like, ‘I want you to be healthy, I want you to be happy, I want you to be this.’ And then the moment you’re trying to find some sort of happiness, it’s so crazy. It’s not safe for anyone!” You can’t talk about anything that you want to share with people because it’s going to be ripped apart, and that’s what makes me really sad… I have a right to say what I’m going to say.”

Damn, straight. A couple years of regular like schooling might’ve like helped. But I surmised your point.

While she’s working her way through the briar patch of life, Gomez has decided to stop wearing bras. Something had to be done. If only all women robbed of their childhood by ambitious self-serving show parents would expose their tits. Most do. But we can do better.

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