Terrence Howard Reproduces

Actor and probable samurai sword collector Terrence Howard welcomed his fourth child to the world, the first with his latest wife who he hasn’t beaten the shit out of yet. At least not enough to disturb the neighbors. They must have a trash compactor over there. They named the child Qirin Love because they are assholes as evidenced by the caption of this twitpic:

“A mythical ½ dragon ½ lion who glides above the land so as not to harm even a blade of grass… meet Qirin Love!”

No actually it’s a tiny earthing who eats and shits. I know you think you’re special but so do ten year olds who haven’t mastered the art of street crossings. Interesting the reference to do no harm. Is this possibly because your husband has assaulted several women or because he’s the only member of the family who doesn’t kick homeless people? For reasons unknown Howard gets a pass on being a serial abuser, probably because he looks like the guy who parks your car. Can you get a prenup for this kid? Just have him sign with his footprint.

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