Warren Sapp Bad At Vegas

Warren Sapp has been charged with three counts of domestic violence stemming from a Vegas incident where he bit and stepped on the head of his longtime girlfriend Chalyce Moore, no relation to the popular bar ware. The incident happened on April 28th, long after Sapp was popped for trying to nickel and dime two crack whores. It’s unclear which of the two is more angry Sapp no longer has a job as a result. Moore sustained minor injuries including a bruised hip, a lacerated finger when Sapp bit her, and an imprint of his shoe on her temple. Nothing a vice grip and a little elbow grease couldn’t accomplish. Cops say they have video of the footage but for reasons unknown had to wrestle it out of the hands of Roger Goodell’s trash compactor. If convicted Sapp could face up to 18 months in prison. It’s unclear when the couple will resume their romance. Follow the money.

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