Who’s The Four Billion Dollar Lady?

Eduardo Saverin is one of the five founders of Facebook and was portrayed in the movie starring that super annoying nebbish guy as the Ringo. Whether he needs help tying his own shoes out of vanity or a mental defficiency he is nonetheless worth $4.2 billion according to sources with zero ties to Swiss Banks. If you believe that number then don’t question your girlfriend’s three boyfriend thing. Saverin recently became engaged and will soon marry Elaine Andriejanssen, an Indian-Chinese woman who works in finance and will be on her best fucking behavior until the special day. No word on whether or not there’s a prenup but sources say it all depends on if Saverin is as stupid as he appears or just pretending like Yogi Berra. The pair live in Singapore where there are now laws against hanging out at the all girls school parking lot in your Tesla. Here’s a Hello Kitty. Shalom. 

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