Zendaya Hair Still Repping Black

Zendaya is that suburban chick with a black dad whose name comes up every awards show when she dons fake hair and causes politically correct people to panic. She got the anorexic booted off Fashion Police for mocking the dread extensions she had done at Jose Eber before the Oscar’s. For the BET Awards she put on a really short wig so people could say they hated it and she could pretend she was the central figure in 12 Years a Slave:

You grew up in Orinda. You constructed half of a perfectly written sentence. I’m calling bullshit on the ebonics half-pike finish. It’s hard being black these days. Ask Rachel Dolezal. And she started out with two cracker parents. Don’t commit now, but consider announcing you’re a lesbian. If your civil rights aren’t as current as your hair style, you’re doing it wrong.