Kelsey and Baylee Soles are 19 year old fraternal twin sister models from South Carolina, or what Tony Robbins refers to as motivation to become a billionaire so they’ll both get naked in your jet. He’s starting to get weird. The sisters have been signed to a Calvin Klein campaign even though at 19 they’re considered repugnant old hags in the progressive world of modeling. The pair became models after their dad signed them up for etiquette classes, where they teach you how to blame rape on yourself in farsi. It sounds like pops is more than likely a huge fucking creep who was scouting his daughter’s asses like they were blue chip recruits. With any luck they’ll be working three hours a week in an attempt to sell overpriced bullshit while chain smoking well into their mid thirties. At that point they’ll either answer the phones at an agency or marry an oilman with a twin fetish who’s made his intentions abundantly clear. They’re no Milton Twins but they’ll do.
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