Amber Heard’s Bisexual Burden

Amber Heard would like people to know it’s hard being hot and blonde and bisexual in Hollywood. Also, a loaf of bread might cost sixty-four cents, but she’s not committing to that until she gets further information. Heard came out as bisexual in 2010 and ever since has suffered the consequences of seven major motion pictures and a marriage to Johnny Depp.

I don’t want to have to deny my sexuality in order to be me. But I don’t want to have to be defined by it. I’m fundamentally opposed to trying to edit myself to be palatable or popular. I don’t give a fuck. I fight, but I shouldn’t have to.

I’m not sure she said anything, but she’s super good looking and likes to go down on chicks, so it doesn’t matter. Though maybe it should to her husband. Heard claims she re-wrote several lines for her character in Magic Mike XXL to be more bisexual. She doesn’t necessarily have writing skills, but that’s trumped by the fact she knows what it’s like to have dick for dinner and pussy for dessert. Next week she’ll be picking up nuclear disarmament talks with Iran. Being bisexual is like staying at a Holiday Inn.

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