Brandi Glanville was either fired from her Bravo Housewives show or she quit to pursue other ripe and golden opportunities. The latter being the extraction and sale of her pickled glands to exotic food courts in the aristocratic neighborhoods of Shanghai. When you’re a drunk mom, lots of shit happens in your life that you recollect poorly. Did I leave the baby in the car? I remember doing shitty at video poker. Somebody was screaming, but I thought it was me. I can make more. Thank you, science.
It’s impossible to get clear word from the Bravo network since their communications department consists of Andy Cohen moaning softly while three German teens rim him in an ostentatiously decorated foyer. Five minutes into the process you forgot why you gave a shit in the first place. Brandi Glanville appears to be looking for work. Or larger tips. Same difference. Maybe your kids will never watch TV or have access to the Internet. You’re good.
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