Catcall Video Chick Sues The World

Shoshana Roberts, the chick who proved all men are rapists because she power walked through the ghetto looking like she was about to commit sexual Jihad, is suing the video’s director as well as Hollaback! which is a group dedicated to ending street harassment in New York City. How a law barring strangers from speaking to one another could possibly be applied is beyond comprehension, unless you remember Nazi Germany with a fondness.

Roberts is also suing Google, Youtube, and TGI Friday’s because they made a parody video, which remains legal until the humorless hardline feminist movement is able to legislate daily kale enemas. Roberts apparently did not have a written agreement before shooting the video, which means this case will more than likely be promptly dismissed and she can blame the patriarchal judge for her amateur mistakes. She is apparently an aspiring actress who more than likely has always had a passion for suing production companies for unsafe working conditions. Nobody’s hollering at you now. Take your theater degree and walk the streets of Mecca in your Forever 21 bikini. No catcalls there. Just stones to the head. I know you don’t believe me. Prove me wrong.

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