Doutzen Kroes in A Bikini

July 23, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Attractive women who don’t talk much are to be worshipped as gods on earth. They are the prize for nailing that elusive center tube in Skee-ball while buzzed on 3.2 beer at the arcade. Doutzen Kroes still refers to her DJ husband unapologetically as an artist. I bet she keeps the kids quiet while dad is programming his iPod. I wonder if she has a slightly to moderately disfigured sister for a guy like me. Yes, I did invite Kroutzen over to swim again. Yes, I told her bathing suits optional. You know, when I married a girl missing her mandible, I expected less questions.

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