Eva Longoria Compares Trump to Hitler

In an ingeniously clever bit of rhetoric, Eva Longoria deftly invoked the specter of Adolf Hitler when discussing Donald Trumps remarks about Mexico pushing their rapists and drug dealers across the border into the U.S. In an instant, the entire domain of people with shallow debate skills lamented their comparatively less effective tropes of the past seventy years.

What I think he doesn’t understand and what people don’t understand is words create emotional poison. …Hitler moved a nation with words, just words.

It’s hard to argue. Both Hitler and Trump employed words. Hitler also seized control of the Parliament and the immensely built up military of post-Weimar Germany and slaughtered his neighbors. Trump wears a hair piece and fucks middle aged models. Eva Longoria gave her remarks to the National Association of Latino Independent Producers who being rapists and drug dealers themselves were very sympathetic to her remarks. Fuck, there goes my Univision contract. More importantly, Longoria was able to name drop Hitler and be back to the hotel pool performing near perfect swan dives within the hour. It’s hard to dislike an attractive woman. Work your way up to it slowly.

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