Fifty Cent Fake Rich

Fifty Cent testified in court that he is broke and all his displays of wealth are total bullshit. He recently lost a lawsuit for posting a sex video of a woman online, and has been ordered to pay her $5 million. That was an expensive joke. While it’s clear that like most rappers and Donald Trump, Fifty’s wealth was all show, it’s still in his best interest to appear as broke as possible to delay paying his revenge porn victim. Still, your dad was right about these rappers:

“Those cars were rented… It’s like music videos, they say action and you see all these fancy cars but everything goes back to the dealership… I borrowed from the jeweler.”

He also claims to wear a Casio instead of a Rolex and never buys the fancy salad dressing. Still Fifty is no Alan Greenspan and in fact isn’t even Jewish and does occasionally splurge. He owns a 21 bedroom house in Connecticut and several Joseph A Bank suits because they’re buy 1 get the store for free. His lawyer is claiming his bank account is down to $1,737, although estimates put his net worth at around $5 million. You might just want to pay her, you’re looking like a real asshole. Even worse, a cheap asshole. Do we need a reservation at this Shakey’s? When’s happy hour?

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